That and I already know what he's going to say. Something along the lines of: "I'm the bestest president ever cause I dun crusaded agin' them Moose-lims who dun did Nine, One One. The Iraqistanis are liberated now and Afghanisland is Talibani free. I dun came in with a lousy economy and am leavin' y'all with a lousy economy. It ain't my fault. It's Clinton's. Now Laura and me are goin' back to Crawford Dallas to enjoy a kickass retirement. I might write me a autobiography about all the great stuff I dun decided on as president or I might start drinkin' again. Who knows? The world's my oil-ster! Nyuck nyuck! That was a joke! Git it? Jesus loves ya! Buh-bye, Bush 43."
And now for a meme. Like Can I just Say, I am far too cool to own an ipod so I had to settle with shuffling my iTunes. I'm sure you were worried about that. :)
Rules
1. Put your iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 3 people to complete this!
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"Is She Weird"- Pixies
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
"Take A Bow"- Madonna (Yes! I am the coolest person in Appalachia, so you better bow down to the queen. Recognize, fool!)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"Satin in a Coffin"- Modest Mouse
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"Raw Power"- The Stooges
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Violet"- Hole ("and the sky was all violet / I want again but violent more violent" Yes!)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"The First Taste"- Fiona Apple
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"Rape Me"- Nirvana (not very often, I swear)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Tromple le Monde"- Pixies
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Blue Jean"- David Bowie
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Gutless"- Hole (that's actually pretty accurate)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"700 Mile Situation"- Res
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"O'Sailor"- Fiona Apple ("oh sailor why you'd do it / what'd you do that for")
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Monkey Gone To Heaven"- Pixies ("if man is five, if man is five, if man is five / then the devil is six, then the devil is six, then the devil is six" Cute.)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"My Prerogative"- Britney Spears
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Rabbit Fur Coat"- Jenny Lewis (the COOLEST song in my catalogue)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"Spanish Caravan"- The Doors
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Goodbye Blue Sky"- Pink Floyd
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
"About A Girl"- Nirvana ("I take advantage while / you hang me out to dry / but I can't see you every night for free")
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"Intimate Secretary"- The Ranconteurs
WHAT IS ONE THING YOU REGRET?
"Me Against The Music"- Britney Spears feat. Madonna
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
"Allison"- Pixies
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
"Store Bought Bones"- The Ranconteurs
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
"Erotica"- Madonna (haha)
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
"Extraordinary Machine"- Fiona Apple (A girl can hope)
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
"Melt Your Heart"- Jenny Lewis
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
"Sunshowers"- M.I.A. ("you wanna go? / you wanna win a war? / Like PLO, I don't surrendo" That's a little topical and odd.)
And I tag alana, haworth, and ambles. C'mon. You know you wanna waste time on this shit. ;)
11 comments:
Everybody has at least one relative who lies so much, and so often, that you automatically tune them out if they try to talk to you. Such is the case with the moronic monkey, who I also won't be listening to. There's no point.
Why thank you, but I don’t even have itunes. lol
Good music taste though. :)
I don't see any reason to watch the farewell address either. All the clips worth watching will be posted every where anyways and I find it much easier to wade through the bullshit that way.
It would be amazing if Bush ended his address with "Jesus loves ya!" So unconventional, so random, so lulzy. I love it!
@ Jolly Roger: Yeah, I've been trying to tune him out since March 03 but to no avail. At least it's finally coming to an end. But then, you know he'll probably go on the Sarah Palin Exclusive Interview Tour for the next six months anyway. Fuck!
@ alana: Thank you! And I'm glad to hear you haven't jumped on the iTunes bandwagon. I almost didn't but I have no backbone for these kinds of things. And your plan is also what I'm going to do. I'm just going to wait until the comedians have their way with it.
@ woozie: Hey, man, you know Jesus or god or one of 'em are going to figure into the speech at some point. Jesus is his wingman. Jesus is a Republican. Whatevs.
Wow, your life's purpose is rather ambitious, lol. Those turned out to be pretty funny. What a great way to waste time.
@ Can I just say: i know! That's a great song, too. And I heart wasting time, so thank you. :)
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
'Lets Spend The Night Together' Rolling Stones
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
'Only a Dream Away' Beth Orton
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
'Personel Jesus' Depeche Mode
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
''Lead Me to the Rock' An Afro American Spiritual cant remember who by.
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
'Dust Storm Disaster' Woody Guthrie
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
'Junior Kick Start' The Go! Team
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
'Woke Up This Morning' Alabama 3
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
'45 Forever' All New Adventures of Us
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
'Honky Tonk Woman' Rolling Stones
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"'Waterloo Sunset' the Kinks
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
'Sabbath Bloody Sabbath' Black Sabbeth
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
'Lucky Charms' Moldy Peaches
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
'Old Whore Diet' Rufus Wainright
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
'Its the End of the World' REM (lol i like that one)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
'I'm So Tired' The Beatles
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
'Ready for the Floor' Hot Chip
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
'True Love Way' Kings of Leon
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
'Lucky' Radiohead
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
'IIIft of Air' Seal Cub Clubbing Club
WHAT IS ONE THING YOU REGRET?
'Dinners Only' the Avalanches
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
'Being Someone Else' the Coral
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
"'Aint Goin to Goa' Alabama 3
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
'Veronica' Elvis Costello and Paul McCartney
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
'Old Joe Clark' Woody Guthrie Lol sorry old joe clark that aint my cup of tea!!!
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
'Rhythem and Blues Alibi' Gomez
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
'Stairway to Heaven' Be Your Own Pet
You have a great taste in music. "Woke Up This Morning" in particular is pretty badass. :)
well thank you beezle, you also have some good choices, ie the Pixies, Bowie and the doors inparticular, High Five for that!!!
However Britney and Madonna???????
Thanks. But c'mon, Britney is great now that she's nuts. The baldheaded, umbrella-wielding, bipolar nut is a pop star I can identify with. And Madonna is the queen of all bitches. Courtney Love can't shine her shoes, even though I heart Miz Love.
I have to say i do not mind Courtney Love, i have a Hole album somewhere!!?
Britney no never, im a bit snobby abt music, its the only thing i am snobby abt so i think its ok :)
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