That and I already know what he's going to say. Something along the lines of: "I'm the bestest president ever cause I dun crusaded agin' them Moose-lims who dun did Nine, One One. The Iraqistanis are liberated now and Afghanisland is Talibani free. I dun came in with a lousy economy and am leavin' y'all with a lousy economy. It ain't my fault. It's Clinton's. Now Laura and me are goin' back to
Crawford Dallas to enjoy a kickass retirement. I might write me a autobiography about all the great stuff I dun decided on as president or I might start drinkin' again. Who knows? The world's my oil-ster! Nyuck nyuck! That was a joke! Git it? Jesus loves ya! Buh-bye, Bush 43."
And now for a meme. Like Can I just Say, I am far too cool to own an ipod so I had to settle with shuffling my iTunes. I'm sure you were worried about that. :)
1. Put your iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 3 people to complete this!
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"Is She Weird"- Pixies
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
"Take A Bow"- Madonna (Yes! I am the coolest person in Appalachia, so you better bow down to the queen. Recognize, fool!)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"Satin in a Coffin"- Modest Mouse
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"Raw Power"- The Stooges
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Violet"- Hole ("and the sky was all violet / I want again but violent more violent" Yes!)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"The First Taste"- Fiona Apple
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"Rape Me"- Nirvana (not very often, I swear)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Tromple le Monde"- Pixies
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Blue Jean"- David Bowie
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Gutless"- Hole (that's actually pretty accurate)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"700 Mile Situation"- Res
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"O'Sailor"- Fiona Apple ("oh sailor why you'd do it / what'd you do that for")
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Monkey Gone To Heaven"- Pixies ("if man is five, if man is five, if man is five / then the devil is six, then the devil is six, then the devil is six" Cute.)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"My Prerogative"- Britney Spears
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Rabbit Fur Coat"- Jenny Lewis (the COOLEST song in my catalogue)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"Spanish Caravan"- The Doors
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Goodbye Blue Sky"- Pink Floyd
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
"About A Girl"- Nirvana ("I take advantage while / you hang me out to dry / but I can't see you every night for free")
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"Intimate Secretary"- The Ranconteurs
WHAT IS ONE THING YOU REGRET?
"Me Against The Music"- Britney Spears feat. Madonna
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
"Store Bought Bones"- The Ranconteurs
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
"Erotica"- Madonna (haha)
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
"Extraordinary Machine"- Fiona Apple (A girl can hope)
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
"Melt Your Heart"- Jenny Lewis
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
"Sunshowers"- M.I.A. ("you wanna go? / you wanna win a war? / Like PLO, I don't surrendo" That's a little topical and odd.)
And I tag alana, haworth, and ambles. C'mon. You know you wanna waste time on this shit. ;)