A secular progressive (aka the Devil) holds the following truths to be self-evident.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Regime Change

The cost of the Iraq War: $589,505,206,491 / 100,000+ dead bodies

U.S. budget deficit: $1 trillion

The cost of corporate welfare ('08 only): $700 billion

The decline and fall of the American Empire?: Priceless

There are some things in life money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterRetard.

"Free at last! Free at last! Thank god almighty, we are free at last!"- Dr. King.


unokhan said...

podnuh, it's time to cue up some ridin off inta thuh
sunset music.

where is frontier justice when ya need it.

Beelzebub said...

I myself have been blastin' "Hit the Road, Jack" since Saturday. And that's even without hittin' the gin-infused Obama Kool Aid. Holla!

Haworth said...

Im excited and he isnt even my leader.

If he wasnt a President im sure we would all like Bush, he would be that retarded guy we all love because of what he lacks. Anyways good riddence.

Beelzebub said...

Amen, brotha. I would have no problem with Bush's mental deficiencies if he weren't in charge of anything more powerful than a nail file. But the whole thunderous incompetence as Leader of the Free World is too much for me and a vast swath of the universe.

"Most people want a leader they can have a beer with. I want my leader to be the designated driver."- Jon Stewart.

alana said...


Now we're gonna have to find someone else to privide us with comments like "you can't be President and head of the military at the same time."

I suggest Sarah Palin. (I knew she was good for something.)

Beelzebub said...

Yeah, the Governor of Alaska is still hanging around to keep us eyeball-deep in 'Politicians Say The Dardnest Things' shit but Joe Biden is definitely lookin' promising in the gaffe department as well.

At least we won't have to deal with anymore redneck, good ole boys until the Palin/Jindal ticket in '12.