A secular progressive (aka the Devil) holds the following truths to be self-evident.
Friday, December 03, 2004
I'm so tired of Christmas! And it's still 22 days away! It seems like it starts earlier and earlier each year. I spent the day after Thanksgiving cowering in my room watching the news. I can't believe how crazy people can be when it comes to shopping. I was watching "The Daily Show" earlier this week and they showed footage of this guy walking around a store carrying like 6 DVD players. What is up with that? I personally put all of my Christmas shopping off until the last minute, just like my homework and every other decision I have to make. The good news is, procrastination usually works for me. My papers? I finished them each the night before they were due. Did I do well on them? Probably not. But the point is, they're done. I cannot wait until break starts. Just one more full week of classes, then exams, then it's off to England! I can't wait!
"We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard-working, very patriotic, very pro-America areas of this great nation"- Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska. Well, Mrs. Palin, obviously you've never met me.
"I began to get a feeling familiar to me from my bartending days of being the only sane man in a nuthouse. It doesn't make you feel superior but depressed and scared, because there is nobody you can contact."- William S. Burroughs